Allie Wehner

Once upon a time there was this guy, who wrote about his adventures in Austria. He tried very hard to document everything he did during his travels and adventures across the European landscape. Each week he would frantically collect his journeys together and post them online for all his friends to see.

One weekend, he took a trip to Budapest, Hungary with four of his friends. They were ALLIE, Annie, Laura and Greg, but mostly Allie. After the trip, he took a whole week to write about his adventures and in that week was unable to keep track of how many times he had mentioned each of these people in his post, therefore his post ended up not being fair. Since he spent much time with Greg (them being the only two guys), Greg was mentioned a lot. Because Annie and Laura spent lots of time shopping and fixing hostel reservations, they got mentioned a lot. Because Allie didn’t like the birds, she got mentioned once. He realized his error only when confronted, and in his apologetic ways, decided to write a story about his mistake in which a guy forgets to mention all his friends equally in his blog posts.

Thankfully Allie is the sweetest girl alive. She always knows what to say to cheer someone up. She has just the right amount of sarcasm, that it isn’t too mean. She isn’t awesome (since only God inspires Awe) but she is amazing, great, and wonderful. Allie Wehner, hopefully, will appreciate the effort, and be glad to know that his previous mistake will be fixed in the next few minutes.

I wonder who that guy is.

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